Thursday, September 16, 2021

Petworth - the Neighborhood

My Petworth Wardman Pied-a-terre
Rowhouses in Petworth


 This has been my neighborhood since late January 2021. I walk the dog up and down the street at least three times a day, gradually getting to know who lives where. I still can't remember the names of the kids or, for that matter, the adults. Except Milton. He lives about 3 houses down, sits on his front stoop (is it a stoop- I hesitate to call it that. It has a roof, room for a couple of chairs and a small table and front steps, but not the steep ones you see in Brooklyn brownstones. Milton sits out when he's feeling up to it. He's in his early 80s. He says how ya doing? Fine day. I stop. We chat. I mention I play golf. He mentions his friend, Barbara, who worked for NOAA and went to Howard with him. I happened to play golf with her once. Small world.

 Then, across the street from Milton is another older man, Caribbean of some sort. He takes his place around mid-morning on his porch and is on the phone until he abandons his post in the evening. Talking constantly, waving to me as a walk passed with my beagle mutt, Gunnar.

Interspersed are a wide variety - a reporter for a major newspaper, a nonprofit worker, a proud family sporting a "2021 a Sidwell Friends Graduate" sign on the front lawn (Sidwell Friends is the alma mater of the Obama kids, and all the local rich and famous),  a Hispanic family that runs all sorts of businesses, including a food truck. The older son is always fixing up someone's car so the street is transformed into a mechanics/auto body venue until the car is reclaimed or sold.  Most residents try to make something of their patch of lawn, some elaborate floral gardens, some weed patches, most in between.  Few of these houses have any backyard to speak of, just a space for a car, with an alley running behind the rowhouses.  

The alleys are the uncharted, as far as I know, roadways that locals use to cut over from one street to the other. Uncharted, I say, because my GPS goes nuts when I use an alley to get to North Capitol Street avoiding all the one-way streets surrounding the house. Those alleys are a godsend since the morning traffic from North Capitol clogs our streets - we sit where two one way streets converge, both going in the same direction - heading to various schools and jobs outside the neighborhood.

This is upper Petworth, distinguished from just Petworth which identifies with the metro stop of same name.  

Each street sports a different style of rowhouse. The architectural differences are minimal but unique enough to satisfy the owner's need for individuality. 

The Petworth we see today was designed in the 1920s by, among others, Harry Wardman whose Wardman style became the face of Petworth, to supply the growing need for housing. I could do an entire picture book of the different styles of houses. Someone probably already has. Some, like my daughter's, have decent property, fireplaces, old woodwork inside. Most have sealed off their fireplaces. I can't imagine what it must have been like in the 20s and 30s and 40s in winter with all those fireplaces burning up wood, or more likely coal. 

The ceilings are average, the kitchens are galley kitchens, and there's usually 3 bedrooms upstairs, a living room, dining room, and full or semi-full basement. I know our basement is full because I live there with a door out to the driveway (one of the few.) 

The original Petworth dates back a few hundred years when John Tayloe III purchased about 200 acres north of Rock Creek Road and he named it Petworth after the town in England he ancestors supposedly came from (source: DCist.com).

Our area of Petworth is about a mile or so east of Rock Creek Park, a beautiful oasis in Northwest DC with miles of walking trails, play areas, a golf course, and an old building or two. 

Rock Creek Church Cemetery, the older established cemetery in DC circa 1719,  landscaped to perfection, holds a few notables such as Henry Adams, Eugene Allen - the White House butler in the movie "The Butler," Julius Garfinkel, founder of the local department store of that name, Gilbert Grosvenor, Chairman of National Geographic, Alice (as in Alice Blue) Roosevelt Longworth, Teddy's daughter, Senator George McGovern, Gore Vidal, Upton Sinclair and others. 

On the other side of the cemetary, which is at the top of our street, is the Lincoln Summer Cottage and the Old Soldiers and Airmen home and the Old Soldiers Golf Course.  The golf course faced dire financial straits during the pandemic and was almost acquired by a developer for "affordable" housing. I'm not sure what the outcome was but the course is still open and I hope to play there this fall.

When I bracket "affordable" it's because these rowhouses, which probably sold for less than $50,000 as late as the 1980s, jumping up to the $200,000s around 2009, now go for $500,000 and up, with the average closer to $650,000 or $700,000. One up the street recently sold for $850,000. The neighborhood, which was nearly 100% African-American until recently, has been gentrified and, although there is a Ward 4 Heritage guide DC government uses to set restrictions on what changes you can make to your home's exterior, the interiors in many high-end rowhouses have been gutted to accommodate the open-concept as a way of making a narrow house more livable. An article in the Real Estate section several years ago estimated the population was now 75% black and 25% white. That has probably changed. As I walked my dog this morning almost every parent walking offspring to school was white or Hispanic. On a ballpark estimate I'd say it was now 65-35.

The old closed-down school down the street, where Obama's daughters played weekend soccer matches, has been completely refurbished and is now the much sought-after DC Latin Public Charter School. My son's first house was across the street from the old school and I'd walk my toddler grandson over to play in the field. One day, all entrances were blocked by men wearing ear pieces (everyone in DC knows what that means) who wouldn't let me cut across to exit the park. I persuaded them otherwise...

There is a small shopping strip up the street with a laundromat, a liquor store, a grocery store and a medical supply store. The patch of grass that borders New Hampshire Ave is usually populated with folks with nothing else to do. Lots of broken glass and trash but I have finally talked myself into going to the store when I need just one item.  

Every rare once in a while, my daughter will call downstairs at night to say "don't go outside" to indicate the sound of gun shot had been reported, usually down closer to the shopping strip which is surrounded by low-rise apartment buildings.  There was a triple murder about 7 blocks away last week but that may just as well been miles from us.

I just now recalled the murder last year that was virtually across the street in my quiet Northern Virginia house. Of course that, like these murders, was personal. No need to push the panic button.

Finally, Petworth is becoming the new restaurant center of the city. Lots of great choices. The coffee shop up the road had a concert on its front porch the other day. 

Well, writing about the neighborhood has, I hope, made your knowledge of DC more personal, more appreciative rather than feeling wary. I know it did me.





















Time Rolls On

 In memory of Norm Macdonald who passed away this week: his advice was 

"the only thing an old man can tell a young man is that it goes fast, real fast, and if you're not carefult it's too late!" 

Amen to that. Hard to believe I've been relocated for almost 9 months. Don't know where the time goes.  I know I've said it many times, but the slog up the hill to 50 goes at a snails pace, or least it seems to at times, but the trip down from 50  to "unknown" is like being on a double black diamond run. Holy crap I forgot how to slow it down...before I crash into that fence.

Today's blog contains musings that help me avoid doing anything of substance. 

September 16th 2021

Jojo will fly out to Phoenix today, having turned down a six figure job that would have been boring. Unlike her mother, who took any job to make life affordable for her family, Jojo only has to worry about herself. Lucky girl.

Wormholes of the Day

Today’s OpEd pieces, at least two, got to me this morning. One was on the use of the singular “They” in lieu of a gender-specific pronoun. The author is the Assistant Dean of Yale Law School. His piece centered around how he addressed his students at the beginning of class until each had revealed THEIR gender identity. (see I’m a quick study). I had to look up usage of the singular They because it has always grated on me when reading they or their when the sentence clearly indicates singular, not plural. I stand corrected. The use of they/their as a singular pronoun/possessive has been in use at least since the 1300’s. Who knew.  Wouldn’t it be easier to just learn everyone’s name at the outset of class rather than to assign all students anonymity until each has to, sometime painfully, reveal THEIR gender identity?

The other piece by the curmudgeon George Will focused on presidentially mandated masks for federal employees. He cites the Constitution has not having given that power to a president. This debate of Constitution vs Common Good should be added to the numerous unresolvable debates now on the agenda in this new world order. I refer to, among others, the right of censorship on social media, of rejecting a post or a particular poster for posting what the webmasters deem untruths, or false information (fake news?), specifically related to Covid 19 cures and presidential/political statements.

How does the common good figure into these debates? Does it need to be codified? I’m thinking of freedom of speech laws: when does a statement cross over from free speech to censorable speech?  The FCC has rules pertaining to broadcasting (social media included?) that pertain to false information that causes harm. Libel and Slander laws seem only pertain to personal harm as a result of something publicly said about said person.  I can see the murkiness of these waters. My  mind wanders to a future where, as a politician speaks, a panel of experts sit on the side in real time, buzzers in hand, ringing in every time a misrepresentation, lie, or other version of a lie is spoken by the politician.   A fact-checking panel. And who elects them arbiters of the truth? Another wormhole.

Meanwhile, and I always use meanwhile to shake myself off the mental edge of the abyss brought on by these arguments, I prefer our intelligentsia and political leaders (not the same thing by any means), focus on a more pragmatic path of Think Globally, Act Locally. That is, focus on the problems of our current society that need fixing: lack of affordable housing for both the poor and the underpaid – in each of our back yards. Zero in on upgrading our education system so that all children receive the best education possible-in our back yard. Provide assistance to the underserved communities-in our back yard.  Set achievable carbon emissions reduction goals- in our back yard. Have contests between municipalities for the lowest carbon footprint for those who need incentives.

 Last but not least, in this age of rancor, neighbor-against-neighbor, battle to the death over beliefs, increase independent, unbiased, non-personality-pegged dissemination of information- it’s called straight news.  Let people to think for themselves, based on solid information, and let them demand answers when the facts they need to make an informed opinion are missing. Don’t tell them what to think.

 

 

 

 



Tuesday, July 27, 2021

August Irving Beach Kearns July 27, 2021 8 lbs 14 oz

 Well Sarah and Neil did a great job getting Gus into this world. Fast (5 hours), chubby and he looks like he would have spent another month cuddled inside if there had been more room!  After two years of bad news this is a brilliant ray of sunshine on the Kearns Family.  Welcome to the world August Kearns.

We just had a visit from Karolina Kearns this past weekend, beautiful smart and ready for her last year in high school. Hard to believe college is next. We had mani-pedis, baseball at Nats Park, excellent tapas at Del Mar on the Wharf, looked at the riches of Marjorie Merriweather Post at her Hillwood Estate, and shopped. Perfect Granny K Kster time!

And more on the good news front. The Nats finally returned Maxie's baseball that Juan Soto tossed him almost 2 years ago! Signed !  I was afraid they'd trade Soto before we got out ball back. 

What's next on the agenda? A little more golf then heading out to Louisville for two weeks with little Gus for some grandma time.

I'm hoping to add pictures to this blog eventually but they seem to be taking forever. Little Gus has chubby cheeks and chubby fingers. Gonna big a big boy!


Okay, got the pictures loaded in:







Thursday, July 1, 2021

Tucker Carlson Needs a Hug

 So sad to see how bad parenting can impact the lives of so many. Poor Tucker Carlson's mommy just didn't love him enough to stick around. Daddy sent him to boarding school, he's had to kick the drinking and smoking habit years ago but still chews nicotine gum constantly. Truly an obsessive compulsive kind of guy. And now he's claiming the NSC is reading his emails. I guess someone has to... 

Irrelevant aside: He and his brother sued his late mother's estate for a bigger piece of the pie (what family hasn't gone through that one...)

His ranting has become worse since the loss of the past president. Every parent knows the louder your kid screams, the worse his behavior -- that he's just demanding attention. Do you put him in a corner for a time-out, send him to his room without supper, or smack him across his backside? How about, "no more TV for you young man" until you calm down. And by no more TV, of course, I mean no more air time on that  not-the-real- news/entertainment/rant-fest network that shall not be named. Sigh, alas and alack, someone could use a conservatorship right now...

Thursday, February 11, 2021

 diary feb 11.docx

Click on this link to read my thoughts for today. Hah!

 

Sunday, February 7, 2021

me at Newsweek circa 1969

 Feb 7, 2021

Good news. We have a new president, not without the drama of the orange ex president who incited an attack on Capitol Hill by his followers, not without the now 450,000+ people who've died from the Covid 19 virus. In July when I last posted the number of dead was 150,000.

my new digs at 30 Gallatin St
So I did retire in August, went to the beach for a week with Jojo, Willie, Neil and Sarah, plus Gunnar and Rufus. Sold the house in December and was lucky enough to have the Georgia Kearns, the Kentucky Kearns and Jojo celebrate one last Christmas at 7610 Helena Drive, moved into Jojo's basement apartment, am awaiting my second vaccine shot so I can hop on a plane to see my California Kearns in March after almost 16 months and, hopefully, begin traveling.

In the meantime, Josh treated me to this grand laptop so I can work on my post-retirement hobby of writing. We'll see how that turns out. I'm still learning its quirks but it feels good to have it and I've been working on it for about two hours now. After 54 years of working and raising a family it is going to be challenging to discipline myself to work with no other obligations to use as an excuse for not starting to write. 

When I say 54 years, that doesn't include my pre-teen strawberry picking years, or my vacation job at the Owl Shop in New Haven, but does include working at Reuters, Newsweek and the Financial Times as a mediocre reporter who was lucky enough to be in the right place at some unusual times: the Martin Luther King and Bobby Kennedy's assassinations, the 1968 riotous Democratic National Convention in Chicago, Ted Kennedy's Chappaquiddick bridge disaster, and the general events of the 60s and 70s.  And, tangentially through Rob's 30+ years as a reporter for Reuters, covering Watergate, invasion of Nicaragua, the wars in Bosnia and Iraq, cocktails with Clausen and partying at the White House. All in all, it wasn't boring.

On the other hand, what may look glamorous to some wasn't necessarily so. It all sounds good on paper but as I danced with President Ford with my Farah Faucett hair and my very chic dress courtesy of my mother, all I could think of was whether I smelled like poop, having just spent the previous hour in very close quarters with my 2 year old who unleashed 3 days of stored-up business. 

Dining at the Imperial Palace in Tokyo sounds posh - but in truth I was invited by a friend who had become Grand Chamberlain at the palace to have lunch...in the basement where the lights were 1930s dim and the food made English boarding school grub taste like a gourmet treat.

And those 54 years include 31 years running nonprofits, good ones and not so good ones. But all of these provide an opportunity to share a wide range of experiences and make me very good at crossword puzzles.





Sunday, June 28, 2020

2020 has a nasty ring to it.

It's been 5 years since my last post. I was totally won over by my iphone and Facebook but now am drifting back to my blog. You wouldn't think a lot could happen in 5 years but what we are looking at now is a series of misadventures that might more accurately be termed plagues of biblical proportion.

Young readers, when last I wrote in 2015, I was "retired" - laid off really- and getting ready to sell my house. Five years later I'm in the same position. Between 2015 and 2020 I have had many upgrades done to the house, nursed my mother until her passing in March 2015, and got a new job in April 2015 from which I am retiring in August. And I will begin anew the process of getting the house ready for sale. The main difference is now I will be moving alone, having lost my other half of 49 years suddenly Jan 11, 2019.  In October I will be 75. Time marches swiftly on.

But let me go back a few years.

First mistake leading up to our current disaster was in 2016 when the Electoral College gave a charlatan, a bogey man, a liar, cheat and swindler the presidency even though a margin of more than 3 million votes chose otherwise. Now in his 3rd year of office this evil presence has upended all the hard won victories in civil rights, health care and civil law of the past 60 years.

Two significant pieces of legislation - The Dream Act and The Affordable Care Act - were accomplished under President Obama before the Idiot was elected. The Idiot and his Republican Senate have spend 3 years trying to undo that legislation, so far unsuccessfully.  Even during the Obama presidency, a Republican dominated Congress spent 90% of its time obstructing anything proposed by Obama. They couldn't get over an African American elected as president, any more than they would abide a woman president. Hence, the Hillary Clinton v Donald Drumpf contest of 2016 resulted in ignorant old white folks and greedy white folks chose a candidate totally unfit for any office anywhere anytime over a woman, a successful lawyer, senator, and former first lady.

So someone on high - way up in the heavens - decided he/she's had enough. If these people were too stupid to stop the evil forces he would bring on the plagues. First devastating wildfires, then floods, heat, drought, melting polar caps and finally -- since nobody was connecting the dots -- the virus. As of this writing, 123,000 Americans have died, millions around the world.

Stores have been closed, schools closed, work from home, millions unemployed, hospitals overwhelmed, shortages of protective gear for emergency workers.  The place has a look not unlike those Armageddon-themed movies.

In late January of this year (2020) something called the coronavirus hit the world, first in China, then Europe and now the US.  We have been shut down and shut in for over 90 days, working from home where possible while the Idiot keeps denying the pandemic, and spending all his time campaigning to be re-elected. God Forbid.

The self-distancing, self-quarantining cast an eerie pall at first. In fact, self-distancing, a word I don't think I'd ever heard before,  could probably be declared the "in" word for 2020.  No cars on the street, grocery stores ran out of toilet paper, disinfectants, clorox, people were racing to find or make face masks.  People adjusted. Gradually TP was once again available but much more expensive. Go figure. People stopped hoarding and started returning to the grocery stores, especially because - like the  7 stages of grief - the pandemic had stages, and one of the first was obsessive baking. People who rarely cooked anything were now in a cooking frenzy (myself included). Making sourdough bread because the stores were empty of yeast. The result was the second section to be totally empty in the store was the flour section. The pasta section was third. Apparently pasta and canned sauce is the go-to meal for people locked in their houses with their kids 7 days a week 24 hrs a day.

Then the second stage came, with joggers running about and neighbors one never saw before were walking in family groups. Parents were in charge of making sure their kids were keeping up with online lessons. But parent who had housekeepers and IMPORTANT jobs that kept them away from home for 10-12 hours a day suddenly were home all the time. Early anxiety about this seems to have worn off and now, as we enter Phase 3 of the re-opening of restaurant and stores, these parents are not that thrilled about the idea of returning to work. It's been like a mass yoga exercise in learning to breathe and people are feeling balance coming back into their lives. Things that were important once are not so much now. I once feared retirement. I don't now.

And yet it has been hard for some - maybe most- people to focus, to accomplish what they thought they would do during the shutdown. Learn a language, write that book, exercise more, drink less (opposite happened - every wine shop immediately announced home deliveries). Amazon has done a booming business. At first saying it would only be delivering essentials, then with all stores closed, people started ordering online with the same frenzied pace as they cleared out the grocery shelves.
It's like summer vacation as a kid - that reading list doesn't get done till a week before school opens. But at least you knew school was opening. We don't know that today.

People are used to working on various deadlines. There are no deadlines now. My youngest's wedding was supposed to be in May, a week after law school graduation. Graduation was held virtually. The wedding moved to early fall. The house was supposed to be on the market in April. Now moved to the fall. Retirement was supposed to be June. Now moved to August.

But there is no guarantee things will open up in the fall. Since recent openings there's been a spike in cases, proving that this virus is still here. A CDC researcher said it's like a wildfire: it will keep burning until all the dry wood is gone. We're the dry wood (old, chronically ill, and even foolhardy party and beach goers who ignored warnings to self-distance.)

So it's hard to plan. When will I see my kids again? My grandkids? You have to shake yourself by the shoulders and say "get over it - step up - move on."  So I've just discovered online courses for free and started one yesterday. I'm going to the beach in August with some of my babies.  We will social distance. But we will social distance together.

And I set the date of retirement in concrete: August 28th. I will move on - not sure where - but the house will be on the market in Sept-Oct.

So that's the story of the first half of 2020. The running joke is no one has to add this year to their age. My feeling is the last 3 years sucked with the onslaught of plagues beginning with the election of a truly unstable person.

2020: Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how'd you like the play?